Craters of the Moon...

 I once heard Judy Garland is the mother of Liza Minnelli. It happened to be true, and cost me a favorable sum. I couldn't quite grasp why the poor girl would ever leave OZ. I guess out-of-season times were not as promising...

 As opposed to writing the year we graduated on our mountain (or hill as it was), my friends and I manicured a giant penis. Along with the words "SWEATY BALL SACK" in their respective positions. The next day at school, every car arriving to the campus from either direction was privy to the amazing artwork. 

My Own Private...

 "I once had a dog, who ran from his home. But that wasn't even close, to your cold heart of stone."            

       - Frank Black

Central CA

Why be sweet, why be careful, why be kind?
A man has only one thing on his mind
Why ask politely, why go lightly,
Why say please?
They only want to get you on your knees
There are a few things I never could believe
A woman when she weeps
A merchant when he swears
A thief who says he'll pay
A lawyer when he cares
A snake when he is sleeping
A drunkard when he prays
I don't believe you go to heaven
When you're good
Everything goes to hell, anyway...

- Tom Waits

NY

Biker Pirate

 Traveling along the ferry from Seattle to Bainbridge Island, I found a man with intentions much more mysterious then my own. I imagined his soul had been kept safe since the days of Peter Puget or the likes, kept inside a new type of pirate.